Booking a cleaner near Greenwich station sounds simple enough. You open a few tabs, compare prices, pick a time slot, and expect the place to sparkle.

If you've ever looked at a carpet and thought, "Right, that stain is not going anywhere," you're in the right place.

If you run, manage, or simply spend most of your week in a Greenwich office, you already know how quickly a tidy space can slip into a bit of a state.

If you have ever compared a few carpet cleaning prices and thought, "hang on, why does one quote look neat and tidy while another suddenly grows legs?", you are not alone.

If you rent in Greenwich, cleaning can feel oddly high-stakes.